The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to delete the "missing a finger" comment on shitbrix.com.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to chew ass and kick bubblegum, but be all out of ass!

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to lose this power.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to teleport anywhere in the world on the first Monday of February at 4:00 am

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The power to make water expire.

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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The power to finish homework that dosen't even get A's

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The power to recite 1,000 digits of pie, but only when you need to say the Fibonacci sequence

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The ability to grow a third nostril.

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The power to poop but only in bushes.

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The power to make people believe it wasn't' you who just farted

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!