The power to speak only one language

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The power to be powerless.

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Super-slowness

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The power to smell poo...

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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The power to think you love her but you don't.

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to communicate with applesauce.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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the power to read captchas

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to play games in your head but have seizures doing so.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power of superspeed.... when your running backwards

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to get a boner when you're horny.

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The power to have hindsight.

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Having a 5 second eidetic memory

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!