the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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Taekwondo

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to see through air.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to summon a Genie lamp, that if rubbed allows you to wish for 3 pointless superpowers.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to freeze time by 10 secs but in the process freeze yourself too.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to watch a pot boil.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to make all girls look pretty but only in your head and only if you drunk enough.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!