X ray vision on chairs

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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The power to die.

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You can fly, but only while on a plane that's in the air.

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The power to chew with your tongue

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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The ability to stop farting so that you blow up like a balloon that eventually bursts.

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The power of not ever being able to pee indoors

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The power to blow up when you blink

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Taekwondo

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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to have a face with the power to attract fists

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power to see through air.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!