The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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The power to achieve 98% opacity

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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The power to stand still for five hours

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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The power to go back in time and kill yourself in the past.

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The power to have Chuck Norris roundhouse kick you infinity times

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to be the best driver in the world, when not moving.

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to make my own sandwich

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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The power to skip the Kripp.

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the power to not have superpowers

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to find the droid you're looking for.

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The ability to hear fish.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The power to have a power.

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!