The power to fly, but only when pigs do

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The ability to walk on water, but only if you're Jesus

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The ability to have any destructive power... As long as you use it on babies or old people.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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The power to give your grandma amazing orgasms.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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the power to sleep through a prison rape

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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The power to have night vision during the day.

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The power to die at will, and you can only do it once.

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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the ability to see one-half of a second into the future, but only activates while sneezing.

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to exhale clouds.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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The power to lose this power.

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To have a permanently invisible tounge.

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The power to deep throat a giraffe!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!