The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +100

The power to see five times as clearly and up close, only when looking at insects and arachnids.

thumb_up thumb_down +96

The power to fart really smelly :P

thumb_up thumb_down +94

The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

thumb_up thumb_down +92

The power to lick your elbow.

thumb_up thumb_down +90

The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

thumb_up thumb_down +88

The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

thumb_up thumb_down +78

The ability to find a squirrels nuts

thumb_up thumb_down +60

Crap out everything you're allergic too

thumb_up thumb_down +58

The power to see into the present

thumb_up thumb_down +42

The power to vote for the Presidential candidate of your choice, only to be overruled by the Florida Supreme Court.

thumb_up thumb_down +36

The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to have 21/20 vision.

thumb_up thumb_down +12

the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

thumb_up thumb_down +2

to have a face with the power to attract fists

thumb_up thumb_down -6

The power to not see ads

thumb_up thumb_down -8

The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

thumb_up thumb_down -14

The power to fly when u are in an elevator

thumb_up thumb_down -30

The power to have super speed for 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 milliseconds a century

thumb_up thumb_down -32

The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

thumb_up thumb_down -36

The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

thumb_up thumb_down -56

The power to stop time, but only when you are waiting for something.

thumb_up thumb_down +135

The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

thumb_up thumb_down +127

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!