- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

ability to swim like a frog with no legs

The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

The power to love Justin Bieber

the ability to walk through your clothes

The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

The power to always have the worst thing possible happen

The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

The power to stick your head up your ass

The power to rip open my shirt to show a s t-shirt

The power to grow the most sexy tits ever. (If your a straight man)

The power to drink dihydrogen monoxide without dying.

The power to shape shift, but only into yourself two inches taller.

the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

The power to teleport, but only to life threatening situations.

The power to turn into birdseed

The power to give other people superpowers, but you can't give them to yourself.

The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

The power to make water come out of your fingertips in a slow trickle, the way it looks in the shower.

the power to relive the least important moments in history

The power to have a super power,

The ability to breathe in space,but only when there's oxygen

the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

Pointless Super Powers