The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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The power to see through a hole

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power to fart through your mouth

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to smell like a beacon and be delicius

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to ejaculate lazer beams...

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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The power to jump over a sheep when you turn 10 years old

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The ability to instantly friendzone yourself.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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The power to only make burnt toast

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!