The power of self-propelled flight, but only when you're the President of the United States.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to turn int water when your in water.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The power to break your legs before hitting the ground after jumping off of heights

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to party like it is 1999 despite it being 2011

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The power to fly while masturbating.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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The aability to double the current amount of money you have, only if the bank gets half the money you have.

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the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to vomit a thoroughly blended mix of pickles, cheese, onions, caramel, lead paint, octopi, boiling water, vinyl, super glue, hot sulfur froth, and hand sanitizer.

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The power to fart upon command.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!