the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to make lie the ultimate truth

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to spell-check or at least reread what you're about to post.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to comment on Facebook with a pencil.

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The power to not have any powers

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The power to have a super power,

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The power to bleed anally at will

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The ability to never get your comments featured on jacksfilms YIAY series

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Being able to fly in place.

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power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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the power of being yourself

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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Moral man. Moral: I have self irony... which isn't a superpower... neither is being me... But its at least Super pointless and I have the power to do this... SO CLOSE! SO DAMN CLOSE! :(

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!