The power to Master Bait, endlessly without getting satisfaction. Moral: A little less conversation, a little more action please...

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The power to be unkillable when you'r not in danger.

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the power to live a happy and fullfilling life...

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The power to switch genders but you can't switch back.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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Power to develop diseases.

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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the power to wiggle your own arms in a weird fashion

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The power to destroy any electronic device seconds after touching itoesajfaokpnhgåpesajfjåaeafjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrroooooooooooooooooooorrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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the power to erase pencil liines using your index finger

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The power to melt into a pile of sentient goo, but be unable to move or change back.

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The power to be allergic to bullets! :)

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The power to jump as high 1/2 / 2 feet off the ground

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!