The power to excel at something that nobody cares about.

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The power to dance really well

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The ability to transform yourself in to a vibrator that is about to be used. Only works if you are gay.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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the power to eat an apple in an instant but you dont like apples

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to phase through walls, but only when you're in an airplane.

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the power to breath fire but only on days that don't end in Y.

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The power to emit contagious yawns.

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The power to have withdrawal symptoms.

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The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to turn a dollar into three quarters.

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The power to type 1,000 words per minute, but only on a 12 key tracphone ®

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!