the power to shit bricks

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The power to turn into birdseed

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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The power to not exist.

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the power to fail at everything you

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The power to go Skiing and ice skating in mid summer

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

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The power to have intense orgasms, but only if you choke yourself.

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to shed hair

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the power to distinguish gays from not gays..

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The ability to anticipate the release of half-life three. Sidenote: Goes hand in hand with the ability to bathe in your own tears.

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to produce 5 times the normal amount of ball sweat.

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The power to determine after 1 year that something is broken when you yourself have done it deliberately broken

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to blink one second faster then usual.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to be distracted with grea

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!