The power to die at will.

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The power to die when you change emotions

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to become the best player in every Moral Kombat game there is. Test your Morals... TSHHH, test your morals TSHHH MORAL KOMBAT! Mortal: FEAR THE WRATH OF MORAL KAHN!

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The power to be an exceedingly homosexual man and be constantly surrounded by sexy women.

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to decrease the number of thumbs up by how long the joke was written.

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to type good morals under your comments. Moral: Ever seen me post an actual moral (even less a GOOD one?) Pssh! There is no such thing as good, not that I am aware of at least >:)

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The power to run slightly faster than Usain bolt

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The power to transform into yourself.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to remember anyone's birthday unless you are at their birthday party.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability not to be able to make a bong out of a taco bell cup

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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The power to jump 3% higher than the average human,

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32% Levitation.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!