the power to transform into pedobear with diplomatic immunity...

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The power to teleport to the exact location there is a terrorist atack

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The ability to discharge a battery - JW

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the power to taste your own spit

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to become extremely good at licking pussy... cats.

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The power to have wood when you wake up.

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to turn into a sloth at random times.

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The power to have ABSOLUTELY anything you want!... ...As long as that absolutely anything you want happens to be a pile of premium fresh horsecrap... Moral: This made myself lol, so it probably has 16 red thumbs by now YAY!!!!!!!!

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The ability to breath fire through your mouth but only when your mouth is closed.

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The ability to make up a new part of Pokemon, every time you sneeze.

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The power of Bulletproof fingernails

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The ability to transform into anything... gradually, over the course of a week.

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The power to breathe fire but onle when under water

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The power to make a woman make you a sandwich

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to have a magnetically attractive force, but only to bullets

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The ability to build a wall... wait a minute!

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!