The power to die at will

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The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

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the ability to click your fingers and lose your hands

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

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The power to do nothing with your life.

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Every time you clap some one dies

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The ability to like this post

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The power to watch tv

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to start time only when it's on.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to convert any font to comic sans at will.

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the power to shit yourself when you sneeze.

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The power to hear other people's thoughts when they aren't thinking.

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!