The power to smell thoughts.

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The power to understand a joke 30 seconds later after the last person in the group did it.

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power to eat through your but

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power to make hot women have sex, but only with guys that you don't know.

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The power of bullet atraction

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The power to explode on the moon

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The ability to tell what a tire tastes like from 6 inches away.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Oye sun teri ma ka saki na ka

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The powwer of super-serial watching on netflix

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The Ability To See When Your Eyes Are Closed

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the ability to walk barefooted on top of legos without pain but only as long as you don't know they're legos

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to grow one inch, but you need to shrink one inch to do so.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The ability to crap, but only while being watched

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!