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The power to poke

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the most useless superpower is the power to sit around thinking up new superpowers

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the power to say funny joke, but only deaf people can hear it.

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The power to talk to people miles away.

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The power to break your Nokia phone.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The ability to turn invisible but only when no one is looking at you

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The power to lick your own elbow

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to fall down in a forest, and, if none is around, noone will hear you.

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to run at walk speeds.

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The power to turn your fingers into penises.

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The power to piss only when sleeping.

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The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to not be able to get powers

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the power to fart every time you blink

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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The power to defuse bombs without touching them, but you have to be within 3 inches of it.

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The power to have a phone that can't call or text and you can only have it when no one is within 5 miles of you.

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!