the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to see air

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the power to smell shit from miles away

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the power to move something right next to you

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The power to die.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to be yourself.

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The power to waste your time making a pointless website so that other people could waste there time.

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The power to be dead

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The power to to think less

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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The power to go suicide

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to fly, have heat vision, lift heavy things with ease, and invulnerability.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to be able 2 pee every 2 hours

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The power to push a door that only pulls.

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The power to be interrupted in mid sent- "Shut up! I'm trying to sleep!"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!