The power to pee and poop at the same time.

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The ability to get out of bed in a Monday morning even though you don't want to

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to plank

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The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to blow up when you blink

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

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Nihat Do?an

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to see the future, but as a blind person who can't hear or smell.

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The power to fly when your touching the ground

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The power to pick something up and stay the same.

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The power to sh*t bricks

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The power to fart out of your mouth

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The power to solve any mathematical question, but getting frozen immediately, and forget everything when melted out.

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The power to be so perfectly blunt.

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The ability to breath pre-chewed cereal.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!