the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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power to turn into an idiot once you get a scholorship.

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the power to keep your fingertips wet at all times, so you can flip pages.

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The power to blink a nano second slower

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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The power to age 2% faster every time you see the color purple.

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The ability to be able to be a supervillian, but only when you aren't being a villian.

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The super to type (to type partially invisible ences) Mor : !HTURT HELDNAH OUY

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the power to grow taller whenever there is a low beam ahead of you.

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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the power to be infinitely constipated

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The power to make you`re penis really long! Like 500 meters long, and not being able to make it short(er) again.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to shout and make people piss their pants

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you can get lots of pussy, but their all severed

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The power to shit brix, No wait.

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The ability to turn everything to gold; as long as the original material is gold.

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the power to have a pointless superpower

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Inspector 51 - able to identity, within a radius of 20 yards, people whose house or flat number is 51

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the power to sneeze cum

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The ability to pronounce the word "rural."

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!