To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to turn into random objects

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to shatter a mirror just by staring at it.

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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the power to make fire but only when you are in water

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The ability to be completely bullet-proof as long as a bullet never hits you.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to be oppressed by everything

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!