The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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The power to make really bad jokes: knock knock who's there chicken chicken who no thats an owl not a chicken, you goose!

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to not have super powers...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!