Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to explode the entire world every time you became happy.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

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The power to have tastebuds inside your ass.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to whenever you watch tv you can only watch commercials.

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The power to punch that like button

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the power to like Liam Brudenell, That is pointless

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to turn into a koi fish... but only when there is no water around.

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The ability to turn any escalator into a flight of stairs.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to be immune to any type of radiation, unless it has something from the periodic table.

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The Power To Fly Without control

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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The ability for your penis to tie itself into a knot.

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The power to attract bullets when a gun fires

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!