- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to fly but only in an airplane.

Good News Everyone! You have the power to read this is my voice!

the power to be able to foresee your death within a millisecond of it happening

power to be the best theif ever known to man but only if your in the most high tech prison

Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

The power to to excrete fluids from your body after digesting food or obtaining liquids

The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

to be shitty

The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

The power to drown on land.

the power to allow dumbass powers to be written on this site

The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

the powre to spel

Power to not have any power.

the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

Pointless Super Powers