The power to not exercise.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The ability to create your own reflection on any reflective surface.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to shoot a man before throwing him out of a plane.

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The power to find a paper clip when you need one.

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The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

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The ability to be Edward Cullen

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The power to never stop shitting.

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the power to see everyone as a tree

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The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power to remove all dirt from your skin when submerged in a tub of warm water.

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The ability to fly, but only when there's no gravity.

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the power to see into the present.

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The ability to go poop and pee.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!