The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to die after life has left you old and decrepit.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to go back in time, but only back 1 second.

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Meatvision.

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The power to sense the emotions of inanimate objects.

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The power to become erect at the sight of a man's butthole, oh wait thats just liam flanagan

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The power to see 2 min. into the past.

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The power to know when an item of food has been cooked to perfection, 38 seconds after it has caught fire.

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The power to pee out of your nose and drink out of your ears

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The power to fly but only when your feet are on the ground

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The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to be a normal human

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The power to get your blackberry to turn on slightly faster

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to read your own thoughts

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to choose the next president of the united states of america.

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make youself dumb

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The power to fly for as long the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The power to use the internet whenever you want, but only on dialup

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The power to when you get scared, you fart.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!