- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the power to summon rick astley whenever you want to, but only when you're the only one in the room, so only you can hear him

The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

the power the to use hands when you already have hands

time travel that ownly have 5 time before loose it

The ability to walk on your hands, but only when they are attached to your legs.

The power to think you love her but you don't.

The power to make any woman fall in love with you, only when your wife is beside you.

-The ability to turn friction on and off.

The power to perform stan up comedy whilst sitting down

The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to stand still for five hours

The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

the power to itch your teeth

The power to have sex with any woman you want, but you are gay

The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

The power to act like Tommy Wiseau

The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

The power to shoot liqiud gold ever 3-6 years only when you come across jesus.

The ability to pull Bleach Flavored lighter fluid out of your ass every time you see a modern feminist or a Jacob Satorious video

Pointless Super Powers