The power to have explosive diarrhea when people are looking at you.

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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I HAVE A TINY PINGAS! (Penis) Moral: Ladyfriend here daring me to post this here, PFF! Is that even a dare? I got balls of steel! Oh, and I should totally ask my doctor if she can give me something that helps me unwind after multiple female company, or at least they are daring me all to type that pff! Im not even good looking... And noooooo, nobody dared me to type that, they want todeeeeeeeeeellllllllteeeeeeeeee tht BUTI SHALLOOOWWWWWWINSSSSSSSS

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The power to fuck your mum whenever you want

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the power to get F's on assignments without trying

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a chi...ldren's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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to die when you are happy

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to eat your poop

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to set yourself on fire but be immune to flames

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The power to yawn with your mouth closed

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The power to make bananas appear, at the sight of a cobweb..

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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to poop a penny every year

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The power to shape-shift, but only into: Rebecca Black, Justin Bieber, or Hannah Montana.

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The power to be able to able to be really smart at things no one cares about.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!