- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

the ability to grow your nails at will.

The power to explode on demand.

the ability to become black.

The power to write a country song

the power to be an incest pedo called jack sanders.

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power to think of words that rhyme with orange.

The power to be a limbless emotionless and powerless being but being a total Invincible person in return.

the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

The power to see what's behind you.

The power to turn into a potato banana hybrid.

the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

The power to waste time talking about pointless superpowers when you could be doing something productive

The power to grow hair on your eyeballs

The power to be the strongest person on earth when no-one else is on earth.

The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

The power to write a moral under each comment. ( Just a thought: when did most of these become superpowers? I mean is women`s period become superpower? And becoming Justin Beiber? A superpower? I need to change my definition...)

The ability to taste only from your butt-hole.

The power to jump faster.

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

Pointless Super Powers