The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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God tier Waste of Space

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The ability to fly, but only when you wear absolutely nothing.

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the ability to fall asleep in your bed and wake up In one of jigsaws rooms

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The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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the power to be on fire always.(even when u are in water)

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The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The power to see through windows

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The ability to money into dog shit.

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to see forever

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to see in the dark while exposed to sunlight.

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The powr to spell eviting wrong.

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The ability to not talk.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!