The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to have the power to say that you have got the power to have the power of power stuff.

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The power to explode on the moon

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The ability to make slightly off colored flags of any country that can not be used in combat.

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The power to understand the farmer in Hot Fuzz.

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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the power to scream "I LOVE JUSTIN BEIBER!!!" when your freinds are around (you can only have this power if you and the freinds you mostly hang out with hate jb)

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to have Chuck Norris not be able to do something.

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The abilty to jump 50m in the air without the abilty to survive long falls

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The power to die at will.

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the power to make a vagina taste like pizza

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The power to be a Fox News anchor with something actually coherent to say.

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The superpower to speak from to anybody's asshole.

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The power to see through air

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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the power of superspeed but only backwards

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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Genetic immunity to the bubonic plague.

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the power to give your enemies all the super powers in the world

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the ability to smell sounds

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!