- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to be great at math but forget how to breathe.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The power to die whenever you eat any type of food

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

The power to grow your fingernails .0001 centimeters a day

The power of laughing in awkward situations.

the power to pee for longer then a normal person

The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

The power to grow nipples all over your body at will

The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

The power to think up a pointless superpower.

The power to breathe oxygen.

The power to open a pickle jar in one try

the power of wanting to download paid games for free and always failing

The ability to guess the reCAPTCHA words first try

The power of writte with our feets.

the power to uncontrollably say but I love you, when you're breaking up with someone

the power to turn into nothing.

The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

Pointless Super Powers