- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to fart glitter at birthday parties.

A good Kisser

Nipple Radar.

The power to lick your elbow if it is coated with butter at exactly 36 degrees Celsius.

The power to fall asleep whenever you want to

Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

The power of finding an object that you thought it disappered in a black hole in your bedroom.

to talk in a mexican accent whenever you want to say "Whats up Essay"

Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

The abilty to go through water.

the power to wake up 2 seconds before your alarm.

The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to know the name of every show while the title card is in front of you but only if you are holding cheap mango chutney

The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

the power to get in the van

The power to control sloths

the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

The power to jump faster.

Pointless Super Powers