The power to pickpocket anyone, but only if you intend to place something more valuable/useful into their pockets to replace what you've taken

thumb_up thumb_down +82

The ability to levetate three-four inches only when you are alone in an elevator.

thumb_up thumb_down +76

the power of being yourself

thumb_up thumb_down +70

the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

thumb_up thumb_down +68

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

thumb_up thumb_down +66

The power to know the ending of every movie after you watch the first 10 minutes and compulsively shouting it out as loud as you can.

thumb_up thumb_down +64

The power to exhale clouds.

thumb_up thumb_down +60

the power to run 10000 mph, but evertime you ran you were teleported to a police station and you turned into a black guy

thumb_up thumb_down +56

The power to summon single earthworm at will.

thumb_up thumb_down +54

The power to die when you change emotions

thumb_up thumb_down +46

The power to be yourself.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to burn the sun.

thumb_up thumb_down +40

The power to die.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to sleep while you're awake.

thumb_up thumb_down +38

The power to see into the present

thumb_up thumb_down +36

the ability to discern homophobic, racist, and mysoginistic posts on this site from the actually ok ones.. oh wait this is useful STOP BEING A JACKASS

thumb_up thumb_down +32

The power to use you`re veins as a lasso.

thumb_up thumb_down +26

the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

thumb_up thumb_down +26

the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

thumb_up thumb_down +24

The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

thumb_up thumb_down +22

the power to know when your about to get rick rolled

thumb_up thumb_down +20

The power to shed hair

thumb_up thumb_down +10

To Read All The Pointless Superpowers And Imagine To Have them When Other people Are Thinking That Your A Crazy-Childish Person Role-Playing those Pointless Superpowers

thumb_up thumb_down +8

The power to turn into random objects

thumb_up thumb_down -4

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!