Being a freemason

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The power to give yourself Kidney stones.

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The power to open a walnut with your mind

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The power to make everyone else blink around you when you blink.

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The power to vomit through your anus.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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the power to take a poo everywhere but on the toilet

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The power to think salmon.

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The power to write fast but only when your hungry

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The power to create shit

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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The power to become yourself

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The power to change your emotions at will

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The power to die when you use the letter e.

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The ability to grow and retract your hair at will, but cutting it will remove the ability.

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The power to see when people fart.

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The power to see forever

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The power to look angry when not trying too and everyone else notices it and im just lonely.

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The ability to grow adult teeth back if you loose them.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to know what something looks like, bu only if you have seen it before

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The ability to pass gas and have it smell like coffee from Starbucks.

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The power to write complete sentenc

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!