The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to live forever but only in a coma.

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The power to become inverted background color.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to be pointless!

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The power to have explosive diarrhea after eating Chipotle

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to do one push-up

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the ability to type slower.

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to have a V8

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The power to be distracted with grea

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to do something while you can play games.

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the power to get free airplane flights but only to the place you are in

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!