the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to wave your hands without ever tiring

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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The power to kill yourself

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to turn into an escalator

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to instantaneously change the grain of wood

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!