The power to turn into a piece of paper for five seconds

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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The ability to part...hair.

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The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

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The power to turn into a magikarp

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The power to state the obvious at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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The ability to levitate but only if you're touching the ground

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The power to grow one wing

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to read all the other pointless superpowers

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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The power to eat food.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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the powr to reed thiss befor you relisze the that thiss peersoon is retarded

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Power to develop diseases.

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!