The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power of speaking every laguage on earth, but to know only one word in your entire life.

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the power to do one push-up

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Being only half invisible.

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The ability to turn into a were-turtle when exposed to the full moon.

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The power to laugh uncontrollably in funerals

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the power to see farther, but only in pitch blackness

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The power to become a laptop forever!

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The power to shit out toilet paper.

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The power to be dead

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The power to bake cakes precisely 2.7% faster than usual.

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the power to be FANTASTIC!!!!!!!!

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The power to read 1.2x faster than the average person.

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to get up early for school, only on the weekends

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The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

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The power to be invisable but for only 5 seconds or the power to fly but only 2 feet off the ground.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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the power to turn into a piece of paper

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!