The power to breath at will.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to inflate your testicles to such size, that it hurts.

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The Ability to make everybody hate YOU!

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the power to hurl apples at force but only when you have drunk 20 litres of water in one go

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the power to have the remote come to you.

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to make my own sandwich

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The power to summon single earthworm at will.

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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The power to poop standing up

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The power to cause any car accident, but only when someone you love would be in it

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The power to poo in the toilet

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to live.

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the power to make your nipples taste like shit and your shit taste like nipples

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the power to create carbon dioxide (its the stuff you breathe out)

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The ability to just 1 meter high, but whenever you do so you lose a meter from your height, only to regain it when you hit the ground.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to give yourself the most intense orgasm of all time at will, but it only lasts for a millisecond.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!