The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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the power to ejaculate lava.

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The power to see through things like locked cabinets, wrapped birthday presents etc. But only if you know whats inside.

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The power to science.

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the ability for things to literally go in one ear and out the other

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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The power to read everything 2 seconds faster than usual

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The ability to create one iron nail. The power can only be used at 12:45 P:M every five days, and will only work if the nail you created previously has been destroyed and/or broken down to a state in which it would be unusable as a typical nail.

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The power to speak parseltongue except when you're around snakes.

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The power of flight but only during thunderstorms

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The power to control sloths

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the power to see through hills , but only in saskatchewan

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The power to die at will.

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The ability to see through other peoples eyes but only when they're closed.

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to spend more than £10 at a starbucks

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The ability to fold paper 12 times

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The power to finish work instantly but only after the deadline

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!