The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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The power to breathe underwater but only if you are dry.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to not have super powers...

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The power to do 1d3 points of damage on successful touch attack twice a day assuming no spell resistance.

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ability to swim like a frog with no legs

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to love Justin Bieber

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the ability to walk through your clothes

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!