The power of micro penis.

The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the ability to grow your nails at will.

the power to die at will

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to take away powers but only your own.

the power to be wrong

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

The power to instantly engrave your face into any urinal anywhere at will.

The power to sense when infomercials will be on hours before they broadcast.

The power to only make burnt toast

The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

The power to walk through floors and fall through walls

the ability to die but to reappear as a strange families pet turkey

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!