- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

The power to explode on the moon

The power to eat your poop

The abilty to change what your hair smells like every two years

The power of micro penis.

the ability to turn coke into pepsi

The power to eat, just one, Lays potato chip.

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The power to become tired at will but never sleep.

The ability to fly 6 inches off the ground

The power to survive falls frrom great heights, but only if you land on your index finger.

The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

The power to throw crazed badgers 3% faster than the average human. However, you would have to find the badgers, and they would have to be angry. The power does not affect your aim, only your speed.

The power to walk thru mud and not leave a footprint

The power to know every language except for ones spoken in the country your in.

The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

the power to be able to speel ronj

The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

the ability to grow your nails at will.

the power to die at will

The power to be bullet proof (only works on bullets are thrown at you and not fired from a gun)

The power to take away powers but only your own.

the power to be wrong

The ability to turn invisible but only when you're playing a trombone.

Pointless Super Powers