The power to change your eyebrows daily

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to revive Hitler.

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to transform into a baby only when around pedophiles.

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The power to exhale clouds.

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The poewr to selpl eryvetihng wonrg.

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The ability to teleport but you poop your pants whenever you do it even if your not wearing pants

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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can

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The power to only make burnt toast

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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Having a bullet-proof skeleton.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!