The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to be in AA.

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The power of micro penis.

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The power to eat a core of a pineapple.

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The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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The power to run 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% slower.

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The power to fly upwards but not downwards

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The power to take away powers but only your own.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to teleport anywhere while on the toilet.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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The power to get extreme diarrhea and projectile vomiting at aany time.

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the power to make thin air that is harmless

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The Power to stick your head up your ass. Aka be a politician.

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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that each time your nearest friend gets hurt you get hurt with it more with 10 times

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The power to random things that you touch into the same thing but a different color

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power to send mind messages to people but nobody listens to you

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the power to put your shoes on faster than you did before

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!