the power to breath without thinking about it.

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The power to make infinite paper clips.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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Backpack with everything.. ..except the things needed in any given situation.

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The power to fall up.

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to become Gary Busey, but only after the accident

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The ability to teach someone how to blink.

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The power to demand people to thumb you down! (That would make this pointless power even more pointless, which deserves a thumbs up... but...) Moral: THUMB ME DOWN! NAO!

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Power to see through walls, but it only works with glass.

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The power to change your eye color.

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The power to sleep anytime your tired

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to say or type random variables withou1 2.96 1 1 2 3 5 8 13t knowing.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to make people work and read ????

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the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

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The power to repeat sentences backwards. .sdrawkcab secnetnes taeper ot rewop ehT

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The power to know what happens in a film seconds before watching it.

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The power for chris not to eat spaghetti

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Immunity to everything, except diseases that cause death.

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the power to feed a dog peanut butter and not laugh

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the power to do one push-up

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!