The power to press the "I have read and agree with the terms on service -" button without actually reading them.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The ability to see every color in the world but only when your eyes are closed.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to turn trollface by yelling "TROLLFACE ACTIVATE!" You can turn human-face again by yelling "XYGNEFAGINTHYCHRSICXAIOXJIEHJFEIHFIGHEÅÆELFKEÆKFÆEFKEÆAKFÆEAFKÆAFKEÆAFKOÆEFOKEÆFKAÆEA" For a year in exact correct spelling/pronunciation.

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The power to be powerless

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to blow bubble with Tootsie Rolls.

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The power to feel pain when ever you want

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The power to read minds, but only those of dead people.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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The power to eat food.

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The power to be blind when you sleep

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The ability to make cringe worthy YouTube videos

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Beeing 99% Bullet proof, with the 1% shifting places to whereever a bullet is about to hit you.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to mentally unlock any lock you can see, but only if the key is within 10 feet of where you are.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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the power to SHUT UP ALREADY!

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!