The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The ability to explode. With no healing factor.

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power of walk on the water if it is frozen.

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The power HAVE A SUPER POWERD LASER SHIT

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The power to watch Netflix instead of writing a thesis paper.

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The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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ability to levitate using my fart...

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The power to speak with death people..

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The power to own Greek, Italian and Irish stocks.

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The power to fly..........Delta Airlines.

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To have to ability to lose the game, even with hax.

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the most pointless super power is being able to create ugly chicks

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The power to teleport yourself into a cell of a maximum security prison made from proto-adamantium, Damascus steel & Supermanium.

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Power to make it rain sideways.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

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Third armpit.

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to explode on the moon

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!