The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to be hungry without eating a Snickers bar.

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The Power to make 0 dollar bills.

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The power to produce wi-fi but with password no one knows.?

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the power to kill yourself

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The power to heal yourself but only damage you inflict on yourself.

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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to be able to see through doors... only when there open

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The power to create powers

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The ability to see through blind peoples eyes

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to talk to animals and plants, but only to have really boring conversations with them.

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The power to teleport anywhere at the cost of your life.

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the power to never be able to draw a straight line with a ruler

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The power to find Waldo after the looking at the same page for over 6 hours straight

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The power to increase or decrease the size of your bones, but only your bones, not your flesh.

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The power to blink 1.0000000000001 times faster than the average human.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The powaaaaaaa srry again..... The power to be come a parked car THEY SEE ME NOT ROLLING...... WOOOOOO

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X ray vision on chairs

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The power to suck your own dick

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Power to give birth through your penis.

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!