The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to die at will.

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to become yourself

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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the power to turn into toilet paper but not back

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The power to jump 1 inch higher than the typical person.

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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Be able to create fire with your hands but you are not invisible to it

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to have a power

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!