The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The ability to propel yourself and others away from you by sneezing.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to rite liek dis

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power to breathe

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The power to control yourself

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The power to hold your breath forever, but only in a hot-tub.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to inhale coins without dying.

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The power to be powerless.

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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The power to climb up fallen trees

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to have a shield stretch across your vagina, but is only activated when you see a very attractive man.

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The power to summon anything you hate. Moral: Relax I hate morals too, if you ever find a moral here, then its not the original guy.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to attract flies everytime you're eating or on a date.

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The power to fly but fall when floating above the ground.

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The power to not have any power at all

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The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

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The power to walk on your ASS Dude that's what I call ASS millage

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!