The ability to turn wine into water...

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The power to live,but only when you are dead

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The power to read the bible, and then learn hypnosis, and look at the bible again... Moral: And they say hypnosis is worthless because it is just suggestions... the bible uses EVERY single trick in the book, and the bible`s teaching lead to the "holy" crusades (of kill murder and rape across the world, too many died to count), the bigotry, greater intolerance to different people, and just now (Bush before him) Obama is assuring his people that this war is "GODS WILL!" And seriously, if darkness is considered evil... then no wonder Captain America and his men did not hesitate to kill and enslave Captain Africa and his people a couple years ago... And its still going on, thanks lord (sarcasm, duh) Suggestion: Most powerful force in the universe, and it is invisible to boot... daaaang im powerful.

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The power to become yourself

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The superpower to run at the speed of light, without having the body to handle such unnatural extension... Moral: YOU CANT HANDLE THE...

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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the power to like Hilary Clinton

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The ability to abruptly end conversations.

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The power to fart out of your hands.

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The ability to have udders for nipples.

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The power to control karma. Moral: Karma is a BlTCH! MY BlTCH!

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The power to go super sonic speed as long as you are tripping

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The power to die everytime you pee

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The power to worsen your own eyesight at will.

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The power to steal other peoples powers but being the only person in the world with super powers.

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The power to be half invisible

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The power to see 147 billion years into the future.

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The ability to climb into your windows snatch your people up and find your kids , find your wife and find your husband and rape them . ( only active in linkin park )

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the ability to predict the winning lottery numbers in a completely random order

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The power to grow or shrink your height by 6 inches at will, but everytime you do, you grow an extra toe.

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el poder de leer "google" en cualquier idioma

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The power to know exactly how events would have turned out, had the last event gone differently

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The power to laugh at things, but only if it's funny.

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the power to eat anything edible but not if it's edible.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!