- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to find this website and submit a pointless superpower.

the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

The power to survive in space as long as you have a working space suit on.

Power to make it rain sideways.

the power to kill plants in a desert.

the power to go thru time by just seeing a watch when your going back where you started.

The power to control dodos

The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

The power to go in jail every time you are alone.

The power to turn into an escalator

The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

The power to see through womens clothes, but your gay.

Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

The power to make every female cop want you... IN JAIL.

The ability to police irony

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to make bubles without soap

The power to stand up and do what's right, save people, restore order, preserve life, maintain balance and create peace but the lack of motivation to do so.

The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

to die when you are happy

The power to fly during a point in time when all humans are able to fly.

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

The power of getting 5 cent shoes every year. Follow @lucb65 (Instagram)

Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

Pointless Super Powers