To be able to summon old people

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to be extremely well-endowed while having sex, but only when masturbating

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The power to procrastinate so much, you don't even eat, and eventually die.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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Breath powers so strong your normal breath alone can break down walls whenever you get a cold.

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The power to.... OMG a fish :D wait... what was i talking about?

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The power to get hurt without a break.

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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the ability to an app cost 1 cent less (no free apps don't count

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The power to expel a single spaghetti from any limb randomly

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The power to teleport but only on the surface of the sun.

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power is to think MEMEZ are so nonsence, Even if you ever kissed an girl.

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The power to complete a 100m race in exactly 100 seconds.

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power of making your tits smaller

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!