The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to have a unique fart smell

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The ability to heat up an object by 1 degree for every week you hold it.

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power to use internet explorer at a moderate working speed

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Meatvision.

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The power to get your comment 1st

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power of telepathy but only when you alone

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Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The ability to have every possible thought as fast as the Flash is capable of moving and faster and know how every scenario can, will, and most likely will play out, yet you cannot say anything about them and they cannot be put to use. As well as no one can read your mind or anything similar to obtain said knowledge.

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The power to smell farts from miles away

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the ability to produce petrol from your ankles but only when you're on fire.

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to hear people from across the globe, make people move with your own mind, and the ability to make people disappear from the Earth. Ladies and Gentleman, I call it MMORPG!

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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Being only half invisible.

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to drive any Lamborghini or other shit expensive car you want. You still need to get a car like that though...

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the power to buy something worth 1.95$ when you only have 1.94$

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The Power To Have Only (This) One Power.

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The power to smell a fart before someone lets it out.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!