The ability to read minds, but it can only be your own.

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The power to make your nose blink.

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the power to solve any problem and answer any question or equation, you just have to read all books known to mankind.

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The power to have to eat every 1 second.

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The power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see through air.

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The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to travel time at 60 seconds a minute

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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The power to say something only when you have a mouth

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The power to see any woman naked, but only if she's wearing to clothes...

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The power to transport yourself back in time to when the universe began!

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Stop clapping

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The power of laser vision only while eating Oscar Mayer hot dogs.

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!