The power to shoot iron from your blood

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The power to throw a Boomerang and it always hit your head.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to wipe your ass with one confetti

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The power to undress using your mind...but only when in the presense of a rapist

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the power to shit bricks

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The power to Remove 23% of Lint from your clothing Using only A Lint roller.

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the power to emit free wifi which the signal strength varies by your erection.

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The astounding ability to lay eggs instead of give birth.

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The power to know all the answers to life after you are fatally wounded.

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The power to control sloths

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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the power to turn yourself into a toaster. once,

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Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

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Tits for a guy.

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The power to have your finger and toenail grow twice as fast as normal.

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The power to be able to run at the speed of light only when you have no energy to stand up

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the power to fly, but only 1 inch over the ground

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The power to resurrect as a corpse when you die.

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The power to be able to hear your t.v while it's on mute.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to turn your hair ginger at a whim.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!