The power to melt chocolate at room temperature.

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to see through windows

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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The power to run as fast as a snail.

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The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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the power to feel the emotions of other people, that are severely depressed.

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the power to be able to speel ronj

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The ability to be invincible, but still die.

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The power to continuously and periodically turn oxygen into carbon dioxide using magic organs in your chest by sucking the the atmosphere through your mouth.

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The ability to do a backflip on a trampoline, but only if you are picking your nose and eating a carrot at the same time

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Stop clapping

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The power to call any phone number in the world, but only when using a phone owned by someone you don't know.

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to use very big words but only when your at a retarted people convention

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to be frozen during each heart beat.

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The power to rain fireballs down upon those you love.

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The power to see thru windows and turn door knobs.

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The power to don't see the banners, that not meaning that they are not there...

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the power to tolerate all the crap superpowers

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The power to be a woman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!