- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

the power to look like a boy and sing like a girl (bieber joke)

The power to see through things that are invisible.

The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

The power to revive anyone....But only if they are alive.

Hnavig the alibtiy to raed tihs.

The ability to heal someone by trying to beat them to a pulp.

the power to fart your way to the moon

Acid pee

The power to have an indestructible tongue.

The power to do nothing with your life.

the power to talk to animals.......without them understanding you.

The ability to tell when someone last used the bathroom by licking their thumb.

The power to do reverse moonwalk

The power to turn yourslef into a suicide bomber just as he blows himself up

The power to play Call of Duty for free, if you've already bought the game not for free.

The power to make some else throw up only if u throw up on them

the ability to stare at a cactus for a week without being bored

The power that will grant you no power.

The power to get rid of all advertisements, but only when your eyes are closed.

The power to control Rollie pollies

The power to talk to animals but only as they are attacking you

The power to attract cats but be allergic to them

the power to misspell

Pointless Super Powers