The power to have all sensory input interpreted as pain

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The power to walk on frozen water.

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The power to expel a slight breeze after inhaling.

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The power to see in black and white.

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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.

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The power to eat a cheeseburger and still get fat from it

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The power to never be tired, but only when rowing a boat.

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The power to speak any language, but only the ones that aren't spoken in the country that you are in.

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The power to lick anything except pussy.

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The power to have a power thats a power

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power to give Japanese cartoons seizures.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The ability to be invisible but only while playing the tambourine.

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the powre to spel

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The power to type useless powers that no one's ever gonna read.

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to breathe oxygen.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power of writte with our feets.

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The power to become normal the point is he has no powers

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the power to explain accidents when nobody gives a rats ass anymore

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The power to find pokemon attractive

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The power to heal yourself once every hundred years.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!