The power to go to sleep for 7 hours a day

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the power to make the imaginary axix the best thinkers ever

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The power to move you right eye into the position of your left and vise versa, but only when you are sleeping.

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The power to have the money to buy anything in the world, however you only have enough money to pay for the price of the object and not the taxes.

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The power to be Sexually Molested And Raped Twice and be smart at the same time.

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The power to cure cancer, but only on corpses

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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solar powered night-vision

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The power to be immortal, but only on 29th February.

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The power to be dead

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the super power to remove your super power

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The power to walk on two legs

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to have all the powers of all the superheroes, but only on February 30th.

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the power to be in minecraft but as a pig near someones house

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The power to time travel two seconds into the future.

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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The power to survive underwater, while holding your breath.

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The power to turn into shit, but not be able to change back.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne.

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The power to revive Hitler.

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!