The power to not be able to laugh at good jokes and always have to laugh at the bad ones.

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to move in slow motion whenever running away from danger. Moral: Hilarious! XD

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The power to fart get a 10 inch but only at your moms house

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to tell when someone is using a cheese grater within 5 feet

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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the power to speak bulagrian for 28 sec every 37 day

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THE POWER TO POTENTIALLY HAVE A USELESS POWER ONLY WHILE READING USELESS WEBSITES ON MONDAY WHILE IT IS RAINING ON FIRE

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The power to make your breath smell like vanilla at will.

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The power to turn everything you touch turn into a black person

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The power to set money on fire

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The power to shoot pieces of cheese from your eyes..

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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the power to be powerless

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The power to look at someone and imaginatively initiate intercourse in the most unreasonable way possible.

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The ability to use the "wait" function from skyrim/fallout in real life.

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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The power to digest food wrappers, but only once youve opened them.

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The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

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The power to look extremely bored and emotionless when typing "lol" or "xD"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!