the ability to self resurrect only if you are not dead

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to sleep while you're awake.

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The power to lose "The Game" every time you're not thinking about it.

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To have the power of hindsight, which will allow you to see what you should have done previously or what other people should have done

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The power to set time to High Noon whenever its 11:59:51

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to see through clothes of only ugly people

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The power to see but only with eyes????

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the power to convince girls to have sex with you, but you don't have a cock

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The power to see at night but only black objects.

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the power to know you forgot somthing but not know what you forget

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The power to make food slightly smaller.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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The ability to smell colors.

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the power to charge rechargeable batteries.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The power to change your eyebrows daily

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!