The power to push "pull" doors

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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the power to fart the alphebet

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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the ability to know if a video game sucks just by looking at the name

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the power to finish your plate of veggies when ever you like.

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The power to shoot skittles when you cum.

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The power to dive through an ocean without having to breathe, but only if the ocean is made of vomit.

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The power to read an animal's mind, but only when they're in a vegetative state.

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The power to do anything else but worship me. Moral: I DEMAND SATISFACTION! I mean I dont need it, I just want you to do something useful with your life for once... That practically makes me into a saint... Aww.... Steve Jobs No More... LOOOOOOOLLLIPOP!

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The power to use a computer whenever you want, but only at libraries

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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The ability to turn invisible when no one is looking at you, when they look at you you become visible again

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to realize when you are wasting your life typing useless shit on the internet

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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The power to cause slow people in front of you in the corridor to walk 3% faster

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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the power to produce shampoo out your eyes

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The power to not be Chuck Norris.

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The power to look at the sum, but only when it's night

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The power to repeat any superpower listed and getting several points until someone discovers its just a copy.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!