the power to turn into amy rose

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The ability to become shit forever.

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The power to throw fire out of your hands but at the same time burn your hands.

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the power to have good enough grammar to phrase the fu**ing power you want to share without sounding like a retarded deaf 6 year old

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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The power to make birds levitate as you walk by them.

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The power to kill yourself with a piece of paper.

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The power to become a lime only when you're left nipple brushes against your left shoe whilst it is superglued to your ding dong and you're strapped to a bed naked in the woods.

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Eclairvoiance: The ability to forsee when you will eat your next cream-filled, chocolate coated pastry...

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the power to lower my blood presure to dangerous levels

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The ability to not have a super power.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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the power to see though a door.......................................only if its open

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the ability to say either "beans are magical!" or "beans are fruit!" in an angry tone, and have people believe you

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes every time you secrete concentrated orange juice from your toes.

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Be as cool as Julien Roby who go outside without is coat during winter

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The power to solve every problem in the world. By dying.

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The power to survive at absolute zero

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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the power to get a 100" erection but only over your dead greatgrandma

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The power to die, and you can only do it once.

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Your mom is so ugly, she was mercilessly bullied through high school and had severe depression and self-esteem issues. The power to post anti-jokes only on pointless superpowers.

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The power to shovel well. To shovel very well.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!