The power to kill yourself

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The power to give people an inexplicable hatred for you.

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The ability to run... AT THE SPEED OF MAN

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The power to be a woman

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The power to produce boogers that look and taste like caramel until you put them in your mouth...

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The ability to type incredibly fast when your keyboard is broken.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to eat junk food at light speed

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to wake up to surprise sex in the morning... in prision.

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The power of laughing in awkward situations.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to kill someone as long as they've already been killed.

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The power to be the only homosexual in a house of 5 other people who are there for sex.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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the superpower to turn into a chicken in a processing plant

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The power to smell a fart upwind.

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The Power to sit down only on chair made of knives.

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the power to beathe

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!