The ability to create bruises on your body but not know where they came from, and then poke them.-.Jack

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the power to learn literature(in school) before the Bagrut exam

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Basic telekinesis, limited to moving your body parts with your mind.

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The power to die when you get scared.

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The power to finger some one in the arse so they shit them self.

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The power to sound like a 12 year old while playing call of duty

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The power to eat food, but as you eat the food you turn into a giant green monster and have to terrorize Japan for the rest of your life. As a result of you terrorizing Japan, McDonald's comes out with monster toys and Universal does a children's movie about how monsters can be cute cuddly creatures in order to calm down those who are having nightmares at night because of your horrific actions in Japan. While in Japan though a mad scientist creates a unmosterification ray gun that heals you. Then you decide you have to go on an all liquid diet so over the course of many years you become impervious to drowning, in that time you also develop the ability to speak with sea animals with a sonar type ability. Thus rendering you as Aquaman the most useless superhero ever.

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The power to not have a power. and only say Yeah .hyeahyeahyeahyeah YeahYeahyeahyeahyeahyea

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The power to smell bacon and/or ham at 3 o clock in the afternoon on the second Saturday of March

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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To fly.. into the zone.."Friend zone"

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The power to drown on land.

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The power to sit on a couch whenever your mother tells you that you can.

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The power to volunteer as tribute.

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The power to fly simular to a paper air plane. OH SHIT BIRD SHIT COMING IN.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to have 50%-78% water in your body

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The power to turn anything you touch into old.

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The power of drawing perfects dog dicks, but not dogs at all.

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The ability to know if you're the only human alive.

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The power to be superman with no power's

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The power to have no power.

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The ability to screw up everything you say in the language that the country you are in speaks

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!