Invisibility when people aren't looking.

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The power to be able to see words backwards, but not any faster than the average mentally handicapped person can read backwards.

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The power to cure cancer, in people already dead.

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The power to run faster that a chetah when asleep, but to move as fast a snail when awake.

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The power to believe you are being hilarious... get it? Eh? ;) ;) Ahahaha XD Yeah, thats funny eh? Yeah I know, how does he do that xD, I wish I knew hahaha HOHOHO! I should be a comedian!

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the power to make pointless superpowers

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The power to uncontrollably laugh and point at every black guy you see

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The ability to have laser eyes only when your eyes are closed, you'd kill everyone in your sleep!

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The Superpower to copy the Superpower of any other Super Hero... *hayball rolls*

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The power to sexually attract whales

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The ability to be raped.

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The power to teleport randomly anywhere on the planet, once every hour

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the power to see through clothes but only old peoples clothes -jesse

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Hearing so good a raindrop will deafen you

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The power to become a llama.

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The power to breathe through your mouth when you have a stuffy nose

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The power to stop existing.

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The power to bleed on command

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The power to look good, but only when you have no where to go.

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the power to undress yourself at a slower rate then others

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The power to stick your head up your ass

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The power to build Lego with incredible speed, but then knock it down immediately.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!