to make asians smart

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the power to murder Joey and get away with it

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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the power to have super strength but only while your sleeping

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the power to delete your own existence from the univers( aka you never existed in the first place and neither did the power )

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The power to constantly stumble upon the twilight zone. Moral: *creepy theme*

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The ability to hid your cats right ear for strenuous amounts of time

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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The power to magically create a shampoo bottle in your hands but only when you're on the toilet

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Being able to wiggle your left pinky & right ring-finger exceptionally fast.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to pick something up and stay the same but smell bad.

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The power to see white objects in off white.

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The power of being able to say, yell or do anything at all without nobody bothering... ever again...

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Apathy for the world. (Don't stop believing.)

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The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to let someone control your dick

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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the power to act exatctly like a pineaplle.

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The power to eat ass.

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The power to text while driving and dies of cancer.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!